Holiday Card: Straight From the Lab
Gen Smith: Formula HJH0 has failed in real life human trial. HJH0 was administered as ordered: 1 drop per drink prior to Christmas dinner. Side effects observed: mania, rage, pustule […]
Tag Archives: Christmas Drabble
Holiday Cards: Time Out
Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is a Peace Treaty. For one day this year, Alarm Clock Cat and I must raise white flags. The game of Risk need […]
Holiday Card: Remember Me All Year
Season Greetings, Debt Collectors, LLC! You are the lucky recipient of Father Fredo’s Animal Head of the Month Club. This premium collection highlights of our finest stock chosen with care […]
Holiday Card: Incited Laughter and Love
Andrew, Happy Holidays! Your Father and I wish you would come home and spend Christmas with us. But you are an adult now, and we have to respect your choices, […]
Holiday Card: Passed off as a Practical Joke
Virginia, Everyone thinks they know the true story of my reindeer. Everyone is wrong. Dasher is hooked on cocaine. Dancer and Prancer are a stripper novelty act. Vixen is Ho […]
