Holiday Card: Straight From the Lab
Gen Smith: Formula HJH0 has failed in real life human trial. HJH0 was administered as ordered: 1 drop per drink prior to Christmas dinner. Side effects observed: mania, rage, pustule […]
Gen Smith: Formula HJH0 has failed in real life human trial. HJH0 was administered as ordered: 1 drop per drink prior to Christmas dinner. Side effects observed: mania, rage, pustule […]
Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is a Peace Treaty. For one day this year, Alarm Clock Cat and I must raise white flags. The game of Risk need […]
Season Greetings, Debt Collectors, LLC! You are the lucky recipient of Father Fredo’s Animal Head of the Month Club. This premium collection highlights of our finest stock chosen with care […]
Andrew, Happy Holidays! Your Father and I wish you would come home and spend Christmas with us. But you are an adult now, and we have to respect your choices, […]
Virginia, Everyone thinks they know the true story of my reindeer. Everyone is wrong. Dasher is hooked on cocaine. Dancer and Prancer are a stripper novelty act. Vixen is Ho […]