20 Things I Do When I’m Not Blogging About Not Blogging
Drink coffee Nap Edit Drink more coffee Think about how I should mention that I’m still alive Decide to read instead Remember halfway to the coffee shop that I don’t […]
So Bad It’s Good: Ringer, Or, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Stop Making Me A Cat-Owning, Marathon-TV-Show-Watching Cliche
I’m ashamed to admit most the reason for my insomnia last night. But I will. Oh, I will. Ringer. Yes, that terrible, Sarah Michelle Gellar, prime-time melodrama which only lasted one season. […]
Anthology Call for Submissions: Orange Karen: A Tribute to a Warrior
What would you do if one of your friends nearly died? Well, I can tell you. You cry. You wait. You pray or hope. You don’t sleep much. And when […]
The Great Bacon Shortage of 2012
I was talking to Dropping Canes a few days ago about The Great Bacon Shortage of 2012. Yes. The internet frenzy has caused a rush on bacon. Bacon cups, bacon […]
Tea Leafin’ for a Drum ‘n’ Bass
I washed me clothes ‘ere. Washed me skin, me wounds. Now they say ‘m washed clean enough t’ go. May not’ve had privacy, but this was mine. Was mine. Now […]
When People At Large Give Quill The Emotional Shiv
Okay. People are irritating me on a visceral level. I’m going to be using blanket phrasing and general terms here, so please, don’t get all uppity and defensive. The whole […]
